“So you don’t lie awake at night dreaming of getting an interview with George. W. Bush.
Yeah, I do lie awake at night, but not about that. It’s mostly about the Mets payroll. “Really? You’re going to drop it down after all this?””
Jon Stewart Talks Oscars, Influences and Ambitions (and the Mets)
Jon Stewart & John Hodgman On Why A Osama bin Laden Is Alive - Mets/Citi Field Conspiracy Theory Won’t Work:
John Hodgman: Like showing Bin Laden at Tuesday’s Mets-Marlins game isn’t going to work.
Jon Stewart: Obviously that’s fake.
John Hodgman: Yeah, even I know there’s no way Citi Field would be almost half full.
Jon Stewart’s message for the New England Patriots