Let’s cut to the chase, OK? Lenny Dykstra may have been a hard-nosed ballplayer who helped the Mets win the 1986 World Series. He made a fortune with his Southern California car wash chain. Thanks to CNBC’s “Mad Money” host Jim Cramer, he was also known, at least briefly, as a stock market idiot savant. But Dykstra, who is serving a three-year prison sentence for grand theft auto and filing a false financial statement, is also a disgusting sociopath.

What else do you call a man who stole thousands of dollars from former employees, friends and relatives — and even his own mother? A thief who schemed to steal the signing bonus his son Cutter received from the Milwaukee Brewers? A predator who demanded oral sex from job applicants answering ads to be his personal assistant and sexually assaulted more than one woman?

Charlie Sheen paid $22,500 to bail former New York Mets and Philadelphia Phillies outfielder Lenny “Nails” Dykstra out of jail, TMZ reported Tuesday.

CNBC’s Jane Wells reports that former MLB great and disgraced investor Lenny Dykstra has been arrested by the LAPD for bankruptcy fraud.

Dykstra was apparently selling items from his home that had already been repossessed by the bank.

Imagine, Wilpon threw in with Bernie Madoff when investment wiz Lenny Dykstra was right there for him!