LOL, Cincinnati Reds fan. Also:
Derek Jeter: five World Series rings. Pete Rose: three.
Derek Jeter: not banned from baseball for life for betting on his own team. Pete Rose: the opposite of that.
(Photo of Cincinnati Reds fan who doesn’t have much else to live for besides some gambler who played ball in the 70’s and 80’s or something and who for some reason still thinks he’s going to get into the Baseball Hall of Fame by the AP via the New York Daily News)